"So there I was and, like, my shooter had just run out of dakka and stuff, which was like, totally lame. And all the other gals were, like, ‘you gon’ get crumped’, and I’m like, ‘bullshit, I’m, like, totally the oldest and the most mature’."
“These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don’t give a f*ck about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We’re making a big deal out of things we shouldn’t be making a deal out of.”—
I think I am slowly turning into one of my best friends. I no longer have any desire to speak to people at all today. The culprit is the fact that Service Canada can’t do their fucking jobs in a timely manner. I applied for EI on the 19th of August and, according to them, it will take 21-28 days for them to process my claim. I have less than 25 dollars in my bank account.